18 6 / 2012
Hank has never left the beautiful US of A. If he did though, he’d be sure to chant U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A. All day long.
26 7 / 2011
Dana: “Umm, yes, this IS an authentic Alexander McQueen hat. It’s, like, so rare he made it after he died.”
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12 6 / 2011
Mark, Petra and Mila are going to have a threesome and you are not invited.
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07 6 / 2011
“Hi! Soz missed ur call erlier. Am in Thailand on beach. Sun shining! Wish u were hr. G2G now off 4 massage w/ real authentc thai person. CU in a few months.”
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06 6 / 2011
June: “OMG. It’s, like, so weird that you have to drink Diet Coke to stay thin. I must just be naturally thin.”
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