04 1 / 2013
Jennifer is going to follow you around all day until you do something silly. Then she’s going to tootle with laughter. Because that’s how she rolls.
20 12 / 2012
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Julio made another funny. He’s so damned popular that guy.
20 9 / 2012
You know, David’s the first camel ever to get into Harvard. That’s David. My son David. *ahem* MY son.
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18 6 / 2012
Hank has never left the beautiful US of A. If he did though, he’d be sure to chant U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A. All day long.
05 3 / 2012
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Henry and Martha are, like, TOTALLY in love. And they’re going to let you know about it with their smug nibbling at YOUR FUCKING PARTY.
23 11 / 2011
Faustino lives in Camden, and is fucking cool man. You wouldn’t understand.
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17 10 / 2011
Marcus can live in the desert for days without water. Can you? Eh? Can you? No. Didn’t think so.
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12 10 / 2011
Hubert can control humans with his mind. He’s pretty smug about the fact.
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