18 6 / 2012
Hank has never left the beautiful US of A. If he did though, he’d be sure to chant U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A. All day long.
26 7 / 2011
Dana: “Umm, yes, this IS an authentic Alexander McQueen hat. It’s, like, so rare he made it after he died.”
Permalink 15 notes
22 6 / 2011
Greta never poses for the camera. She’s just a natural.
15 6 / 2011
Jack got a new “edgy” jacket from Camden market, designed to look like a Sudanese man and a bike.
Permalink 3 notes
12 6 / 2011
Mark, Petra and Mila are going to have a threesome and you are not invited.
11 6 / 2011
Francis got his nose pierced at a Full Moon Party in Phuket and you didn’t.
10 6 / 2011
Digby has just had a perm, and he bloody loves it.
09 6 / 2011
Vic drives a hybrid and is therefore definitely going to heaven.
Permalink 6 notes
08 6 / 2011
Edward’s rented fancy dress costume is much better than your homemade piece of crap.
07 6 / 2011
"Hi! Soz missed ur call erlier. Am in Thailand on beach. Sun shining! Wish u were hr. G2G now off 4 massage w/ real authentc thai person. CU in a few months."